Toasted Clutch & Muddin!
Oct 17, 2008 | 11:42 AM
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Notice I called HIM a pig, not any other cop, He ask if I had been smoking marijuana, I said no and he said "Don't lie to me boy", Finally I said I plead the 5th and he said "What?" and I said, "You know the 5th, the right to shut the hell up, the one you guys never shut up about.." he got got all pissed off and went back to his car, 20 minutes later here he comes and hands me a ticket and asks me to sign it, then he tells me to have a nice night, I said "Yeah you have a nice in' night yourself" Thats the only time I've ever been an to a cop or really any authority figure for that matter, but that guy was about as crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
PS-Yeah Im an outlaw rapper, the thug life is the life for me, I'm a real G-Unit growin up in the hardcore projects of suburban KANSAS
PS-Yeah Im an outlaw rapper, the thug life is the life for me, I'm a real G-Unit growin up in the hardcore projects of suburban KANSAS
there are alot of good cops to!that road looked perfectly legal, i mean come on there was a sign that said "drive at your own risk". i would blow mud all up and down that road!
Oct 17, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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From: maple ridge, British Columbia, Canada
Oct 17, 2008 | 12:26 PM
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Wow, can't believe I just watched those videos
Looks like fun...but your buddy is annoying! lol
Sounds legal to me. Although when it dries it will probably be pretty nasty. Guess I don't care...I'm not going to drive that road
Looks like fun...but your buddy is annoying! lol
Sounds legal to me. Although when it dries it will probably be pretty nasty. Guess I don't care...I'm not going to drive that road
Oct 17, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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Oct 17, 2008 | 01:10 PM
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Ahh for some reason that video reminds my buddy and me getting arrested for going mudding on "public" property...
Bud: "Oshifer, thash imposshible! I'm drunk in priiiiiivate property. No public intock... Intosh... Intoxication for me. An we aint drivin, we're muddin!"
Officer: "Son, you ran over a fence, and are currently "mudding" on government property. How much have yall had to drink?"
Me: "Ish my cooler still back there?"
Officer: "Step on out of the truck son." *Points at me* "You... We'll talk in a minute."
*I hear my buddy from behind the truck* "I bet I can shooooot better than yooooou. Can I get mine outta the truck?"
Me: "We gonna need a law-*hiccup*-lawyer."
First time I ever got the "Boys will be boys" ruling at that immortal age of 16. Buddy had to pay for the fence though.
I never did find my cooler...
Bud: "Oshifer, thash imposshible! I'm drunk in priiiiiivate property. No public intock... Intosh... Intoxication for me. An we aint drivin, we're muddin!"
Officer: "Son, you ran over a fence, and are currently "mudding" on government property. How much have yall had to drink?"
Me: "Ish my cooler still back there?"
Officer: "Step on out of the truck son." *Points at me* "You... We'll talk in a minute."
*I hear my buddy from behind the truck* "I bet I can shooooot better than yooooou. Can I get mine outta the truck?"
Me: "We gonna need a law-*hiccup*-lawyer."
First time I ever got the "Boys will be boys" ruling at that immortal age of 16. Buddy had to pay for the fence though.
I never did find my cooler...
Oct 17, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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Ahh for some reason that video reminds my buddy and me getting arrested for going mudding on "public" property...
Bud: "Oshifer, thash imposshible! I'm drunk in priiiiiivate property. No public intock... Intosh... Intoxication for me. An we aint drivin, we're muddin!"
Officer: "Son, you ran over a fence, and are currently "mudding" on government property. How much have yall had to drink?"
Me: "Ish my cooler still back there?"
Officer: "Step on out of the truck son." *Points at me* "You... We'll talk in a minute."
*I hear my buddy from behind the truck* "I bet I can shooooot better than yooooou. Can I get mine outta the truck?"
Me: "We gonna need a law-*hiccup*-lawyer."
First time I ever got the "Boys will be boys" ruling at that immortal age of 16. Buddy had to pay for the fence though.
I never did find my cooler...
Bud: "Oshifer, thash imposshible! I'm drunk in priiiiiivate property. No public intock... Intosh... Intoxication for me. An we aint drivin, we're muddin!"
Officer: "Son, you ran over a fence, and are currently "mudding" on government property. How much have yall had to drink?"
Me: "Ish my cooler still back there?"
Officer: "Step on out of the truck son." *Points at me* "You... We'll talk in a minute."
*I hear my buddy from behind the truck* "I bet I can shooooot better than yooooou. Can I get mine outta the truck?"
Me: "We gonna need a law-*hiccup*-lawyer."
First time I ever got the "Boys will be boys" ruling at that immortal age of 16. Buddy had to pay for the fence though.
I never did find my cooler...
omg lol.. are you sure your not from oregon? lol
Oct 17, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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Ahh for some reason that video reminds my buddy and me getting arrested for going mudding on "public" property...
Bud: "Oshifer, thash imposshible! I'm drunk in priiiiiivate property. No public intock... Intosh... Intoxication for me. An we aint drivin, we're muddin!"
Officer: "Son, you ran over a fence, and are currently "mudding" on government property. How much have yall had to drink?"
Me: "Ish my cooler still back there?"
Officer: "Step on out of the truck son." *Points at me* "You... We'll talk in a minute."
*I hear my buddy from behind the truck* "I bet I can shooooot better than yooooou. Can I get mine outta the truck?"
Me: "We gonna need a law-*hiccup*-lawyer."
First time I ever got the "Boys will be boys" ruling at that immortal age of 16. Buddy had to pay for the fence though.
I never did find my cooler...
Bud: "Oshifer, thash imposshible! I'm drunk in priiiiiivate property. No public intock... Intosh... Intoxication for me. An we aint drivin, we're muddin!"
Officer: "Son, you ran over a fence, and are currently "mudding" on government property. How much have yall had to drink?"
Me: "Ish my cooler still back there?"
Officer: "Step on out of the truck son." *Points at me* "You... We'll talk in a minute."
*I hear my buddy from behind the truck* "I bet I can shooooot better than yooooou. Can I get mine outta the truck?"
Me: "We gonna need a law-*hiccup*-lawyer."
First time I ever got the "Boys will be boys" ruling at that immortal age of 16. Buddy had to pay for the fence though.
I never did find my cooler...
I love it. Yo TR, what part of Kansas you in? I need a wheelin/mudding buddy haha.
And minimum maintenance roads shouldn't be illegal. That's where I went just last weekend (and with a buddy who travels on them every day for his job)
. About 30 minutes east of Topeka, was in a rut goin too fast, the rut did something weird, and we came to a dead stop from about 15 all on the driver side tire 
. Had to drive back with it all messed up (we were out alone too lol). Still tryin to get it completely fixed. But now tranny is messin up and that's more important
Oct 18, 2008 | 08:19 AM
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Just a heads up, because on USFS land what you were doing in that video would land you a 250$ ticket plus restitution... Unless you could prove that you were not joyriding & you had a legitimate reason for `blowing mud up n down the road`...
I don`t know or care what jurisdiction that road was under, but I do know that once those ruts dry & harden they are terrible to drive, say, a farm implement or heavy-duty truck, fire engine, ambulance, etc down...
Hopefully you guys don`t think I am some kind of tree-hugger,
I love my assault rifles, 4-wheelin`and beer drinkin`more than most, but I felt compelled to let you know that you are making life difficult for some when you rip up dirt roads...Peace, love & axle grease!
Oct 18, 2008 | 08:34 AM
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I love it. Yo TR, what part of Kansas you in? I need a wheelin/mudding buddy haha.
And minimum maintenance roads shouldn't be illegal. That's where I went just last weekend (and with a buddy who travels on them every day for his job)
. About 30 minutes east of Topeka, was in a rut goin too fast, the rut did something weird, and we came to a dead stop from about 15 all on the driver side tire . Had to drive back with it all messed up (we were out alone too lol). Still tryin to get it completely fixed. But now tranny is messin up and that's more important 
Oct 18, 2008 | 08:39 AM
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I can't believe you're taking crap for driving down a dirt road. Better yet, a road that warns the drivers that it isn't maintained.
Sometimes the police on this forum really amaze even me.
TR, if I was anywhere near you I'd come join you on those road for a spin or two. That looks like perfectly legal fun to me.
Sometimes the police on this forum really amaze even me.
TR, if I was anywhere near you I'd come join you on those road for a spin or two. That looks like perfectly legal fun to me.
Man I still feel kinda sick from last night so I'm not all there... Had me 5 shots of KenSUCKy Deluxe, Three or Four Busch Lights, A fourth a bottle of wine and for some reason half a pack of cigarettes and I don't even smoke... I am an idiot.. 
Oct 18, 2008 | 10:39 AM
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Dude I need some better mud tires.. I think I'm gonna get bj spacers and shackles and shoehorn some 35x12.5 or close to TSL'S under my truck and gear to 5.71... I'm still thinkin about it, those roads were NASTY but I bet your truck is a muddin' sum' bitch so you wouldnt have much challenge being from florida an all Man I still feel kinda sick from last night so I'm not all there... Had me 5 shots of KenSUCKy Deluxe, Three or Four Busch Lights, A fourth a bottle of wine and for some reason half a pack of cigarettes and I don't even smoke... I am an idiot..
Man I still feel kinda sick from last night so I'm not all there... Had me 5 shots of KenSUCKy Deluxe, Three or Four Busch Lights, A fourth a bottle of wine and for some reason half a pack of cigarettes and I don't even smoke... I am an idiot.. Your tires are fine, you need lockers.
And yes, my truck eats mud for breakfast these days.
Oct 18, 2008 | 02:45 PM
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Hey man, I'm in Abilene, but I'm movin to manhattan next year fer tech school to get my eder-muh-cation.. I go up to Tuttle Creek ORV quite alot. You oughta come with some time, the local forum is www.trailkrawlers4x4.org
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