Originally Posted by ozziesironmanoffroad

iguanas will. i had a full grown 6.5 foot green iguana... damned thing loved me but hated my family... lol. escape artists too. i always woke up with him sleeping either on my chest or on the other pillow on my bed. my dog got to him one day though... . had to put him down. i read an article a couple years ago about a family that let their giant green iguana run around the house like a dog or a cat. they were out at dinner, and someone broke in. the genious decided to use the bathroom. while he was draining, the iguana jumped up and bit his 'little man' off. OUCH!
what was weird bout my ig though, was that he would go crazy if i put on fast metal, but would sit there and sway back and forth like he was drunk if i put on acoustic stuff. classical, etc. ....i wont forget when i tried to hide a marijuana plant from my parents, i put it in his cage, thinking he wouldn't eat it... he did. i was laughin so hard they thought i was out of it, so got busted anyway. hahaha. needless to say he had quite an appetite that day.
BOT: try the RTV, it just might work.

Originally Posted by TNRabbit

Originally Posted by 3VZRUNNA

Is everyones cv boots giving up because mines did yesterday. Makes me want to convert my ADD to manual locking hubs.

Originally Posted by aviator

Why are you raising black widows jack?

The difference between a live capture and an impulsive kill, in my world, revolves around the same difference between a great gag and a pathetic one. In a hunting camp, some one always finds something dangerous and either captures it or kills it.

It is hard to give someone the hibbie jebbies by showing them the danger of a skid mark in the dirt. On the other hand, passing a jar around the campfire with a live creepy crawler in it is going to make someones flesh crawl. So after a few more beers, the jar comes back out and the lid comes off. This is a second matching jar and in this one there is a small piece of bark or other inert item that roughly matches the color of the creepy crawler.

After some theatrics the piece of bark is flicked on the person who was identified earlier as being creeped out the most. The people who know this gag are entertained and the ones who don't are horrified. The kicker is the piece of harmless bark on the floor. This gag is universal and I have performed it at campfires around the world. It works great.

Lets just say I'm in between campfires at the moment.


is there someone you don't like?

Nah, That's what private investigators and lawyers are for.


planning to pull a "Honey Ryder"...

P.Galore is more my type of...

Bond Girl




Personally any insects that could potentially kill me that I find in my personal space have a date with my bug zapper [tennis racket type taser thingy] or else they take a ride on the whirlpool express...