Sung to the tune of an Elton John song...

 

don't think so..........

 

I like the lights. I can find my keys when I drop them @ night.

I would be afraid to drive it on the street considering the cost of it and the amount of accessories. Musuem piece or something he would use in a catalog or magazine.

 

i thought this thread was done and buried! oh well, its a thread that will make you laugh!

 

if you want to seriously and really get down to it and gain some axle breaking torque and horsepower get neon lights.... they come in 3 different power levels, neon green--> 10 hp, neon yellow--> 17.6 hp. and the masta neon pink for a whopping 22.3 hp...

 

Gee, I never knew that! Can I get them from my local AutoZone? Is there a big price difference between them? Most importantly, are they 50-state legal???

-S

Oh yeah,

 

cmon now you should have known that these are the hot new items in performance products. they are 50 state legal but expect to get rocks thrown at you as you drive through certain neighborhoods

 

thats halirous!!!

 

i just picked up some double bladed windshield wipers, and they have a carbon fiber look, that has to gain me at least 6 hp. i wanted the plain black, but they didn't have them in my size, and all i needed was the 4.5 hp from them, but oh well.

 

You are absolutely right. I should have known about these already, but it is too hard keeping up with all the *ahem* fantastic products being produced today!

I'm going to search online and see if I can get any with free shipping.

I am not going to do the double-blade windshield wiper thing right now. I am too concerned I might miss something while my vision is blocked by their massive width. Instead, I'll compensate with some extra neon lights glowing from behind the grille.

-Sherpa

 

How low is too low?



For a few more laughs






yep brought back from the dead, I would have posted it in the "I'm Just a Girl" thread, but it was unfairly closed....

 

damn! blingerific!