and you said i was an idiot

 

LOL, that one has been around quite a while, but never in such good context...

 

good flex.. i love it...
since it looks just like my sisters new car, im gonna find some way where I can mess with her about it... any ideas?

 

ask if you can borrow it for an evening... say yours is in the shop.... come back home and say... i'm so sorry... she'll say what? show her the picture... it happened all so fast... blah blah... and leave it somewhere like your house or something

 

mean, mean i tell you.... i LOVE it!

 

shes gonna be upset... but she has done similar to me
like when i first got my 4Runner she would say stuff to really get me going.
its her turn now...
cmon some more ideas

 

we do something like that all the time...

i got a friend with a 2003.5 mazda speed protege... it's hella nice... i asked can i drive it? he said can you drive stick? i said yeah man... i took it down the street... turned the corner... then i had another friend stall out in a normal protege..... cuz his was dying anyway.... seconds later the kid comes all pissed... he seriously ran like 25mph ... and we all just stand there and laugh at him

 

say... i took it to get some gas and some tried to steal it... he went to fast he hit the damn curb.... insurance came and took pics... here's one... just hold onto it for safe keeping... then walk out...

or

send a ransom note... this is very unreal.. lol... send us 250 and some goat milk.. or your car get's it... send the picture

 

pull out a couple spark plugs, put about a tea spoon of oil in each cylinder. When she starts it up, smoke like no other!

 

that cant be good for anyengine

 

That's how I lubed up my new engine when i put it in. It didn't give it any problems, it's used to get the insides of the cylinders lubed up so that the engine doesn't run with out any oil on the cylinder walls.

 

I did that to my new motor since it had sat at the wrecking yard for 2+ years, my engine runs fine.

 

that gives new meaning to the term "mall crawler"