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09-13-2003, 10:25 AM
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I figured I would share this with you guys. Stopped at the local Autozone this morning to pick up some weird cheap tools.
I was checking out and actually heard the sales guy/battery installer tell this sap who was buying a battery "Don't ever touch the black post! The chemicals from you fingers and skin will cause the battery to burn out in about a week. I don't care what anybody says but it's true!" It was at that instant a couple of monkey's flew out of my booty (you know Wayne's world, "shyea! and monkey's might fly out of my...)
Can you believe this guy?! I guess that's why they are at A-zone and not at the indy 500!
I was checking out and actually heard the sales guy/battery installer tell this sap who was buying a battery "Don't ever touch the black post! The chemicals from you fingers and skin will cause the battery to burn out in about a week. I don't care what anybody says but it's true!" It was at that instant a couple of monkey's flew out of my booty (you know Wayne's world, "shyea! and monkey's might fly out of my...)
Can you believe this guy?! I guess that's why they are at A-zone and not at the indy 500!
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09-13-2003, 10:33 AM
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I heard that if you touch the black post, it will cause your clutch to go out and your daughter to become pregnant.
Since I have neither, I have never really worried about it.
Since I have neither, I have never really worried about it.
09-13-2003, 11:11 AM
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Originally posted by Toyo_Runner96
haha!!! did you say anything?
haha!!! did you say anything?
I also figured, it wouldn't do any good to say anything since he threw in his "everybody says I'm full of S" clause at the end of the statement. haha.
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09-13-2003, 01:01 PM
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At this point I think I have completely muted out what anyone says in AutoZone not to go off topic but idiots are everywhere, I was in ShopRite buying some food and the cashier who was like a 40 yearold train reck asked a woman who had to be in her 70's if she had ID cause she was buying beer, the whole line was laughing on the inside
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09-13-2003, 05:11 PM
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Originally posted by Cebby
You could have said you agreed....about him being full of s*it that is...
You could have said you agreed....about him being full of s*it that is...
09-13-2003, 05:33 PM
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That reminds me I better make sure the blinker fluid is full,chrome muffler bearing is shining,and CV axles are not at a dangerous angle due to my body lift height. God please help these people, Force them to go back to work at the local Mickey D's.
09-13-2003, 05:41 PM
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I only go there when this one guy I know that works there that drives a gold Acura isnt working. He has told my ex woman he spit in my buddies food and put acid in his cokacola. I rarely go out after hearing that. Damn him!
09-13-2003, 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by BigBadBlue
That reminds me I better make sure the blinker fluid is full,chrome muffler bearing is shining,and CV axles are not at a dangerous angle due to my body lift height. God please help these people, Force them to go back to work at the local Mickey D's.
That reminds me I better make sure the blinker fluid is full,chrome muffler bearing is shining,and CV axles are not at a dangerous angle due to my body lift height. God please help these people, Force them to go back to work at the local Mickey D's.
09-14-2003, 05:33 AM
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Originally posted by BigBadBlue
That reminds me I better make sure the blinker fluid is full,chrome muffler bearing is shining,and CV axles are not at a dangerous angle due to my body lift height. God please help these people, Force them to go back to work at the local Mickey D's.
That reminds me I better make sure the blinker fluid is full,chrome muffler bearing is shining,and CV axles are not at a dangerous angle due to my body lift height. God please help these people, Force them to go back to work at the local Mickey D's.
Back in the day natural selection used to take care of this problem.
Now you just hope they don't take to many people with em.
09-14-2003, 06:47 AM
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Interesting thread, but I have to go now. I have to go change my washer fluid.
You guys do know that not changing your washer fluid very 3 months/3000 miles will cause your 4Runner's windshield to develop hairline cracks right?
Right?
You guys do know that not changing your washer fluid very 3 months/3000 miles will cause your 4Runner's windshield to develop hairline cracks right?
Right?
09-14-2003, 12:33 PM
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I heard that if you touch the black post, it will cause your clutch to go out and your daughter to become pregnant.
09-14-2003, 01:19 PM
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That reminds me....I bought a new "Cadillac" converter from Autozone three months ago and my 4Runner has not changed into a Cadillac yet. I'm calling the BBB!
09-14-2003, 02:02 PM
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Originally posted by Reldnew
That reminds me....I bought a new "Cadillac" converter from Autozone three months ago and my 4Runner has not changed into a Cadillac yet. I'm calling the BBB!
That reminds me....I bought a new "Cadillac" converter from Autozone three months ago and my 4Runner has not changed into a Cadillac yet. I'm calling the BBB!
09-14-2003, 02:34 PM
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Anyone realize that the AutoZone has become the official store of the Ricer, they have everything and anything that does not relate to performance, the last few times I went in there, their where several kids buying seat covers, new pedals, shift knobs, chrome tail pipes, no fear stickers and know their selling spoilers you should only see the display
you should only see the display
09-14-2003, 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by EDGE
Anyone realize that the AutoZone has become the official store of the Ricer, they have everything and anything that does not relate to performance, the last few times I went in there, their where several kids buying seat covers, new pedals, shift knobs, chrome tail pipes, no fear stickers and know their selling spoilers you should only see the display
Anyone realize that the AutoZone has become the official store of the Ricer, they have everything and anything that does not relate to performance, the last few times I went in there, their where several kids buying seat covers, new pedals, shift knobs, chrome tail pipes, no fear stickers and know their selling spoilers
you should only see the display
Talk about rice.
