how bout the oldie but goodie..........ass, gas or grass..... no one rides for free you older felllas should remember this, it was on every van in the 70,s

 

-you want the dirt? you can't handle the dirt! (same for rocks, mud, snow, sand, etc.)
-where i'm going, i don't need roads
-pick your lines carefully
-no rock too big
-no mud too deep
-it's just a truck; the village people are safe
-kill two trails with one truck
-only available in [the truck's color]
-feel the rumble
-this road is too smooth
-no more payments on mine
-fun weekend = tank of gas + trail
-it doesn't hurt to drive on dirt
-four cylinders of fun (for the 22r/3rz)
-five cylinders of fun (for the om617)
-dents, rust, cracks, breaks, twists, bends... normal
-if this truck is on-road, it's stolen
-ain't a carbon offset big enough
-i could just run over your car...

 

to toytec lifts: when is the deadline for submissions?

 

Today will be the last day for submissions.

Thank you.

 

thanks. better get a few more in...

-on the trail, off the road
-crawlin' since (year)
-lift? no, it's stock
-no bounce? i'm shocked!
-the stripes make it faster
-watch this!
-howz about a li'l mud?
-follow me to the trail
-i heard bears with this
-my other car got stuck
-admit it, you wan one
-lifted to the max. and then some.
-the ultimate trail machine
-mud pits are awesome
-two tons of trail-eating awesomeness
-powered by mud
-winch way to the trail
-where no truck has gone before
-four wheels of four-runnin' fun
-big foot has some competition

 

All right... Lock em in

 

No road...no problem
Jeep Recovery Vehicle
Follow me, I'll tow you out
Size matters (picture of big lifted truck and or big tire)
Lift it, fat chicks can't jump
Chicks dig rubber (pic of big tire)
Follow me if you can keep up
I"ll pull you out on my way back
Jeep what?
I drive a Toyota so I can make it to and from
I'd rather be wheeling/muddin/crawlin/off-roadin
Screw work, lets go wheelin
Ridin dirty

 

Not for sale
stuck is when the tires stop spinning

 

i will probably put this on if it's made.

 

LOL...holy cow man...you must be on days off! Where do you come up with these...there all good.

 

a year and a half of 100 mile commutes (160km), i've seen enough stickers to know what i'd want on the rear of a truck

 

Right on....you have enough there to start your own sticker making business. I know I'd buy a few.

 

now all i need is a vinyl cutter

 

any update on the winning slogans?

 

I know it's over but I'll add my favorite:
Other cars are my crumple zones

 

+10hp