ToyTec Lifts

Now that we have a vinyl cutter, we are going to start making some stickers! Post up your fav decal/bumper sticker blurbs (PG rating please). Top 5 will receive a free one!

I'll start with a few-

-I drive over stuff
-Honk if anything falls off
-Got Rocks?

matt92yota

-no pavement no problem

Dr. Reddog

Posted this a while back in one of the Zuk mod pages:

creswellhick

rubber down shiny side up

creswellhick

if u can read this i aint trying hard enough... then underneath upside down says if u can read this roll me back over

creswellhick

toyota.... everything else just sucks

creswellhick

i got that jeep thing now it burns when i pee

creswellhick

this aint really pg but is my favorite of all time mud slut..... hittin every hole

matstaley

Jeep recovery vehicle

creswellhick

no hill to steep no ditch to deep

irab88

iTrader: (4)

-if you can read this, there ain't enough mud (on my truck, bein' slung, etc)
-because it goes off-road
-keep back 100 ft - i want to try something
-shut up and wheel
-(crawlin, muddin, wheelin, etc) like a boss
-2 speeds: low & double low
-locked and loaded
-crawl this
-if there's (dirt, mud, rocks, etc), i'll be there
-got gears?
-one way: my way
-built, not bought
-part truck, part (monster, beast, demon, etc)
-how's this for size?
-water? rocks? mud? dirt? sand? no problem!
-prius offset
-who needs a tow rig?
-yes, it drives on the road, too
-toytech, for the win
-got lift?
-well, i had ifs...
-all sas'd up
-here's the beef


i'm sure i'll think up more...

creswellhick

no hill to steep no ditch to deep

creswellhick

if u got the nuts follow my ruts

creswellhick

my other toy has tits

irab88

iTrader: (4)

pg rated, i think it said...

and you know you can post multiple slogans in a single post, right?

X94YODAX

Impressed? yeah it's a 4 cynlider

Definition: toyota- used to recover jeeps.

irab88

iTrader: (4)

-built and rebuilt
-(mud, rock, dirt, etc)... it's what's for dinner
-a little dab of power
-my toyota has a first name, it's b-e-a-s-t
-i wonder where the jeeps go when i roll up
-hey kids! what time is it? it's time to wheel!
-you deserve better. get a toyota.
-i can't believe i conquered the whole thing
-pop, clunk, whiz, hiss... yep, it's workin'
-pop, clunk, whiz, hiss... oh what a truck it is
-good to the last rock
-see the u.s.a. in your toyota
-if you've got the time, i've got the truck. let's hit the trails
-there's something about a toyota (man, chick, dude, etc)
-look ma! no (ifs, lockers, gears, lift, etc)
-a little mud'll do ya
-it just keeps going and going and going and...
-it takes a licking and keeps on ticking
-nothing beats a great pair of axles
-2-wheel nothing.
-wheelin'... all day, all night
-time to yota
-time to wheel


still not done...

MudHippy

The top 2 quotes from my sig are pretty good.

The last time a thread like this popped up I remember somebody here had one(or wanted one made?) that said something like "IFS...for those who like to drive home from the trail too", or something to that effect...IIRC. I liked that one.

But my all-time favorite is this one...of course.

Bassinfool

This.

irab88

iTrader: (4)

-well, yeah, but anyone can drive on roads
-the fun starts where the road ends
-have you flipped (lately, today, recently, etc)?
-another day, another dent
-follow me if you dare
-stuck is not an option
-i'm not stuck, i've temporarily lost traction
-because anything else is just a toy
-moving forward, in low gear
-how many t-cases do you have?
-it's a toyota thing
-it's not a dent, it's a clearance indicator
-chuck norris' r/c car
-chevies rust, fords break, toyotas are forever
-lifted, locked, let's roll!
-no turning back now!
-how about some mud?
-i clean it so i can get more mud on it
-why yes, i do off-road!
-i do my own wheeling
-like it? it ain't new, though
-i only drive on roads to get to the next trail
-pardon me, know of any good trails?
-it's not done, and never will be
-wheel it, break it, fix it... repeat
-it's an antique, but i still use it
-trail mix (n): rocks, mud, and dirt
-where i go, there are no bars [picture of "no signal" icon]
-it's not fun until you get mud in the cab