i was told my truck was low on prop wash,headlight fluid,and was missing muffler bearings and a 710 cap they must be dealer only the parts stores wouldn't sell them to my wife or son where else can i buy them? maybe online at some government surplus site?

 

I have a couple of each I can give you a good deal on em! :-)

 

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...index&cPath=12

 

Oh man that website is awesome.

 

 

Ok did they say anything about the flux compaciter.

Now to be serious.. Are you ??? Or is this a joke

 

If need be you can use Rotor wash!!

Tail light fluid can be used for head light fluid but only during the day!!

Remove the Muffler then no need for bearings!!

 

I've got a Hoogerwerf patented Reversable Electronic Hydronomobolster
that will fit your truck. I will let it go cheap.
Don't be taken in by clever fakes.

 

That was a helpful website, and I finally found the spark plug wire cleaner I needed, but they didn't have any torque. Does anyone know where I can buy a quart of torque? My mechanic said the torque converter was running low.


The all-time best imaginary product I've run across was when I was working on a ship. A couple of us in the deck department had a new crewmember join, so of course we had to send him on a hunt for something fun, and we already had a can of striped paint. Here's how it went:

Old hand: "The best way to clean up a nasty grease spill like this is with steam. New Guy, go run down to the engine room and ask the engineers for a bucket of steam."

New Guy thought about that for a second. "Okay, but it might be a little while. I, uh, heard the engineers say they were running low on steam down there."

"No problem, just go get the steam!"

Well, New Guy went to the ship's freezer instead and found some dry ice. He put it in the bottom of the bucket, waited for a nice thick layer of dry ice fog to form, came back to where we were working and sure enough, he poured out a bucket full of steam!

 

lmao!!!!

 

no, no, no, he needs a gallon of BLINKER fluid for sure!

 

As long as he's replenishing blinker fluid, he might as well install a turbo encabulator