OMG! It's a Swampthing Launching Device! I didn't know they had Texan Technology in Canada!

 

They are 'Canadian', so it's "Canadia"....
I can't stop laughing myself....
and it comes equipped without the other stuff that ripped the front end off.

 

Oh well. Looks like Clint left the room. He's either goin' fer beer or the Arkansas residential pages.....prolly both! Good thing I'm not listed....lol. You might consider moving, Kirk......like real quick.

 

BAWhahahahahahahaha.

Sorry, I almost spontaneously combusted. Trying to find a buddy with a forklift I can borrow at the moment.

 

A friend sent me that picture, told me to come quick. I dunno whether to believe my eyes or call the posse and tell em to start their engines!

 

Holy shiznit!!! I think you just solved America's fuel shortage crisis!! But, if it don't work in our vehicles, we'll be so drunk WE WON'T CARE!!!!!

Pick me up on yer way out! I've got the BAF!!!!

(That's big ars funnel, btw. And, ars....that's Canadian for....well, you know..)

 

arkansas residential what?


need more ethanol

 

So I find myself humming the theme to indiana jones. If yall aint hear from me in a while it could be one of many scenarios:

A.) I'm in the ER from alcohol poisoning.
B.) I'm in jail
C.) I'm in jail for public intoxication

Poll anyone?

 

poll everyone?

just make sure the theme from A-Team isn't what's being hummed.

 

I vote D.....over at Billy's house havin' a cigar......???....uhuh



"Now I resent that, Kirk. It depends on what the meaning of the word IS is!"

 

blashmashy. toetal blashmasy thats whar that is! i dunno how im home really. haahah

 

i thnk i hit a deere................

 

 

well I found swamp... he did hit a deer when he found it in his beer!

 

dunno where the tech went.......but i got laugh anyway! and being an engibeer myself......i know a LOT about the alchitecture beerimids!

 

They were just keg shells. Got a few of them and filled them up. Still feeling a bit hung over...

And yeah I destroyed some kind of animal in my dodge. Blood all up in my fender well.

Think imma go throw up some more.

 

haha, Clint. You never cease to make me laugh

 

Yeah.......one day a child will ask,"Mommy, why are there endangered species?". "Well, dear, one day someone invented the truck.....then, Clint was born!"

 

Omg Matt. You know what made that the funniest thing in the world? Because as I was reading it, a f###ing turkey vulture decided to make acquaintances with my Dodge's windshield. I showed him though. Gave him a 8,800lbs head butt!

2nd damn time in two weeks I've replaced the windshield on my dodge...

 

So I just fixed my oil leak today. Got tired of the yoter leaking as much as my diesel (bout a quart a week) all over my driveway.

Anyhoo, I laid down under it and took a gander up her skirt and saw it was coming from the oil pan gasket. Figured it was just a 24 year old gasket that was leaking. So I broke out the 12mm socket. I noticed that the bolt was less than finger tight. Turns out every single bolt must have beenholding on by a single thread, but somehow it magically hasn't lost a bolt in 220k odd miles!

God its so nice being able to fit a socket on those oil pan bolts, and actually be able to drop the pan without having to drop the front diff! Can't tell you how much that pissed me off on my 89 4runner...

So long story short I fixed my oil leak. Yeah I'm bored as hell...