I was leaning over the hood once, checking something while the engine was running. Crotch right up to the bumper. I decided to turn off the engine by pulling the wire off the coil... why not eh, no spark, no go. Something made me turn a little to the side an then I pull the wire. I was like hooking up your finger to an impact wrench and went all the way down to my thigh. I got lucky, cannot imagine Mr Happy serving as a conduit for 10 000V.

 

Finally, one that beats the pom pom quote!