SwampThing

And they normally would never get dirty, but this is my work truck, and it sees more mud trails going to all my jobsites than built mud boggers do

Jay351

We need big rig horns! Nobody takes you seriously when your horn sounds so damn gay...

SwampThing

Talking about mine? Lol I can tell you they aint sound gay.

Matt16

LOL, he insulted your mother too you know. Over to you now Jay.

SwampThing

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh REALLY now? I think I'll go get together my canadia invasion gear!

Matt16

No, he meant a stock horn.

Matt16

You're a yank, I bet you can't FIND Canadia or whatever us beaver lovin' fur traders call it.

EDIT: I suppose I should mention, I'm not implying that you don't like beaver.

SwampThing

Ah well if that's the case.

*Operation Swampthing Invades Canadia Disabled* *Temporarily*

SwampThing

Confederate. We hate yanks too.

And I know where canadia is too. Somewhere north of Texas. I got this handy dandy map.



I know that canadia is a big place supposedly, but I figure I got enough torches. PAYBACK FOR 1812 TIME!

Matt16

Texans are even worse. Who the though chicken-fried steak was a good idea. I know, lets take a stale hamburger patty, cover it it pepper and deep fry it in the Colonel Sander's own (make sure not let any grease drip off!!) then serve it with some watery flavoured drink you misrepresent as beer.

SwampThing

Lol you got me on the chicken-fried steak topic. But I'm much more of a whiskey man myself.


Mmm all this talk of chicken-fried steak's got me hungry!

Matt16

Whiskey eh. Like Crown Royale? Yep, that's Canadian.

When I was in Texas, at 19, they wouldn't even serve me a beer without my dad approving it. What!?!

SwampThing

Hell no. Maker's Mark. I hate jack, crown, and mist. Jim Beam's alright, but Maker's Mark is where it's at my friend!

Yeah, drinking age down here's 21. Used to piss me off when my old man would say "You know they moved the drinking age from 18 to 21 because of me."

space-junk

iTrader: (1)

lets hear it for mr. Jack Daniels!!! Him and his black label bottles are dear friends of mine...

SwampThing

Ohh Johnny Walker. I completely forgot about him. He's also a dear friend of mine.

Matt16

Its Crown Royal for me. Probably the memories. First time I had it, I was 17.

I was fishing in the Squamish River, a big river near Whistler, BC. The sun was going down and it was so cold I'd have to clear the ice off the guides on the rod every cast and ice was forming around my waders. I was standing about waist deep in this ice water and just released a big bull trout. Couldn't feel my hands.

I hadn't seen a soul all day, when a raft with 3 other fisherman drifted around the bend. They had just lost their last fly (the type the fish were biting that day) so I gave them a couple of mine. In exchange, they gave me the rest of their Crown and a Cuban. Warmed me up nicely.

SwampThing

Sentimental value can be a good or bad thing. One of the reasons I don't have much love for the Jack. Seems like every time I drink that I get arrested

Gotta be careful drinking up there in the cold I imagine. Especially with the way alcohol thins the blood and all. Thankfully about the coldest it ever gets down here (other than the "hard freeze" every decade or so) is around 50ºf lol...

Matt16

Its not the cold, its the polar bears that will get you. They like the smell of Crown as well.

The biggest risk is getting clumsy and falling in the river, done that in February when it was still dark one morning. Made it back to the van, turned on the heat full for an hour until it was light, then found a different spot to cross the river. Booze was not involved in that incident.

SwampThing

Lmao well I haven't experienced that, but I got shipped up to Alaska to run one of my company's machine for 2 weeks a year or so ago. Apparently bears are attracted to the smell of heavy duty bearing grease too lol. Worst 2 hours spent in a port-a-potty ever. Would have shot the damn thing, but I had left the gun in the trencher.

Though I must admit, I was in the right place when that bear started pawing at the port-a-potty door. "Eat flare gun bear!"

Matt16

First part may be a little stretch of the truth, but the second I'm dead serious about.

That's pretty damn funny about your bear. We mostly get black bears around here and there the ultimate pushovers. I kicked one once when it got into our garbage and it just ran away, nearly bowling over my dad in the process. He was PO'd.

I hear bears are also into antifreeze, gasoline etc. You should drove up, bought a full belly skidplate (bear armour), then billed the company as a expense incurred.