The swampthing2 killed in action...

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03-07-2009, 02:16 PM

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The swampthing2 killed in action...

Video of it's death (and nearly ours too) after I get out the hospital and back to san antonio from the beach... can't believe they caught it on film...

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03-07-2009, 02:25 PM

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Glad to hear you're ok Clint... or is it Beerbarian?

Come on everybody remember...
Chicks may dig scars and guys may dig body damage but Hospital food sucks.

Let's all be EXTRA careful out there.

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03-07-2009, 02:41 PM

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It appears to me, you can't drive very well, or have REALLY bad luck. Sorry to hear about your truck tho.

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03-07-2009, 02:43 PM

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Why don't people post videos first in the thread? I want to see the drama!

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03-07-2009, 02:49 PM

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I'm grounding you from offroading for a year.

glad your ok.

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03-07-2009, 02:56 PM

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where is the video?

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03-07-2009, 02:59 PM

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where is the video?

x2, I don't see it.

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03-07-2009, 03:19 PM

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Help i cant see the video something is wrong!

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03-07-2009, 03:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SwampThing

Video of it's death (and nearly ours too) after I get out the hospital and back to san antonio from the beach... can't believe they caught it on film...

Video when he gets out, good luck.

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03-07-2009, 03:30 PM

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He says:

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Originally Posted by SwampThing

Video of it's death (and nearly ours too) after I get out the hospital and back to san antonio from the beach... can't believe they caught it on film...

Don't you love being teased?

<movie trailer guy voice> It takes a lot to keep him down...
<insert spliced clips and photo stills of Clint at various parties>
<movie trailer guy voice> Sometimes once is not enough...
<insert video of ST1 being taken out here>
<movie trailer guy voice> ...sometimes twice doesn't cut it...
<insert video of motorcycle accident>
<movie trailer guy voice> And maybe three times is not a charm...
<insert video of ST2 being pummeled>
<movie trailer guy voice> But you can bet Clint will be back...
<movie trailer guy voice speaks while rapid-fire montage of stills from parties and videos plays in background>
Coming soon to a forum near you...
...This Summer Clint returns in...
<video montage changes to a rapid fire series of accidents alternating with explosions and hospital imagery stopping with Clint in a hospital bed>
<movie trailer guy voice> Clint the Beerbarian IV, Rise of the Relentless
<geek voice> This post has not been rated.

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03-07-2009, 03:45 PM

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He says:

Don't you love being teased?

<movie trailer guy voice> It takes a lot to keep him down...
<insert spliced clips and photo stills of Clint at various parties>
<movie trailer guy voice> Sometimes once is not enough...
<insert video of ST1 being taken out here>
<movie trailer guy voice> ...sometimes twice doesn't cut it...
<insert video of motorcycle accident>
<movie trailer guy voice> And maybe three times is not a charm...
<insert video of ST2 being pummeled>
<movie trailer guy voice> But you can bet Clint will be back...
<movie trailer guy voice speaks while rapid-fire montage of stills from parties and videos plays in background>
Coming soon to a forum near you...
...This Summer Clint returns in...
<video montage changes to a rapid fire series of accidents alternating with explosions and hospital imagery stopping with Clint in a hospital bed>
<movie trailer guy voice> Clint the Beerbarian IV, Rise of the Relentless
<geek voice> This post has not been rated.

It has to open with "<movie trailer guy voice> In a time..." or "In a world..."

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03-07-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DupermanDave

It has to open with "<movie trailer guy voice> In a time..." or "In a world..."

okay... how about:

<movie trailer guy voice> In a world where Toyota trucks are nearly invincible...
... one man and his desire to push the envelope of what you can and cannot do with a Toyota truck is being pushed....
<insert videos of Toyota's losing axles, breaking joints, flipping over>
<fade to black for 3 seconds, fade in>
<movie trailer guy voice> It takes a lot to keep him down...
<insert spliced clips and photo stills of Clint at various parties>
<movie trailer guy voice> Sometimes once is not enough...
<insert video of ST1 being taken out here>
<movie trailer guy voice> ...sometimes twice doesn't cut it...
<insert video of motorcycle accident>
<movie trailer guy voice> And maybe three times is not a charm...
<insert video of ST2 being pummeled>
<movie trailer guy voice> But you can bet Clint will be back...
<movie trailer guy voice speaks while rapid-fire montage of stills from parties and videos plays in background>
Coming soon to a forum near you...
...This Summer Clint returns in...
<video montage changes to a rapid fire series of accidents alternating with explosions and hospital imagery stopping with Clint in a hospital bed>
<movie trailer guy voice> Clint the Beerbarian IV, Rise of the Relentless
<geek voice> This post has not been rated.

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03-07-2009, 04:16 PM

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no more toyotas for you!!!

you keep destroying nice trucks STOP IT

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03-07-2009, 04:19 PM

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the suspense is killing me

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03-07-2009, 04:19 PM

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Glad you're ok, but I'm sad for the yota. Every time a yota dies, God kills a kitten.

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03-07-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by racedirt1

Video when he gets out, good luck.

I need to learn to read more better.
Hope you feel better and you heal quickly!

Fink

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03-07-2009, 04:55 PM

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I'll bet my left cyber-nut that the video starts out along the lines of: "Hold my beer and watch this..."

Dying to see the vid... so stop dying, get out of the hospital, and post it up.

Hope you're doing alright, hospitals suck, I always get stuck in a room with dying old people who are hell bent on pulling out their catheters and IV tubes...

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03-07-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by abecedarian

Ok, one of my special talents is movie voices, i will take this transcript and record myself saying it, you get the clips and slap it together. it will be epic. I might modify it a little, but if you send me your email address i will send you the mp3.

it will be a fake trailer of epic proportions.

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03-07-2009, 05:48 PM

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HOW ABOUT THIS!?

<movie trailer guy voice> In a world where Toyota trucks were INDUSTRUCTABLE...
ONE MAN WOULD RISK IT ALL TO DESTROY THE INDUSTRUCTABLE.

<insert videos of Toyota's losing axles, breaking joints, flipping over>
<fade to black for 3 seconds, fade in>
<movie trailer guy voice>

NO ONE COULD STOP HIM ON HIS QUEST OF DISTRUCTION,

NO AMOUNT OF DIHIBILITATING SUBSTANCE COULD SLOW HIM DOWN.
<insert spliced clips and photo stills of Clint at various parties>
<movie trailer guy voice> SOMETIMES ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH
<insert video of ST1 being taken out here>
<movie trailer guy voice>

NO THING CAN STOP HIM
<insert video of motorcycle accident>

<movie trailer guy voice> AS CLINT CONTINUES HIS QUEST TO DESTROY ALL FIRST AND SECOND GENERATION TOYOTAS WITH MORE DETERMINATION THAT CHUCK NORIS
<insert video of ST2 being pummeled>

<movie trailer guy voice speaks while rapid-fire montage of stills from parties and videos plays in background>

THIS SUMMER… METAL WILL FLY, CRUNCHED AND BE COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED WHEN CLINT RETURNS AS, CLINT: THE TOYOTANATOR!
<video montage changes to a rapid fire series of accidents alternating with explosions and hospital imagery stopping with Clint in a hospital bed>
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