A Must have for Offroad Toolkits


1 Tire air change kit. This kit comes with everything you need to change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your air every 3000 miles or twice a year. $25

2 Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to find. 4oz bottle. $12

3 Better Yet! Synthetic Blinker Fluid. 4oz bottle. $24

4 Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA! $1ea.

5 Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50

6 Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific application. From $9.99

7 Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50! $14.99

8 Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99

9 Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome. Gold available special order. $14.99

10 Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version $59.95

11 Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version $49.99

12 Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit $105.59

13 Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube ( the only kind we sell!) $40.24

14 Muffler Bearings From $19.95

15 Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles) Sold by the lb-ft/sec $0.50

16 Super Seat Cleaner (sometimes required after using Momentum) $3.99

17 Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits From $9.99

18 Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.), it's computer, (ecm, ecu, black box, etc.), may have become infected with this nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the virus. $199

19. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that the auto manufacturers have kept secret for years as the recall cost would cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per square ft.


HeHe saw this on another site, couldnt resist.

 

Dang! I don't have any of that stuff in my vehicles. Are you selling these? Where do I send my money, or do you take Paypal? Are there discounts for ordering several? Maybe a group buy. I figure I should get some right away before I get stranded and die in the boonies. Surely others will want to do the same. Do the kits come with some Ginzu knives that will cut through an axle shaft and still slice my lunch tomatoes? >

 

I've fallen and I can't get up...

 

I was wondering why I would need to change the air in my tires. I caught it at blinker fluid. Blinkers are power by air....duh!

 

i'll take 2 of everything...........will ya take a check?

 

deathrunner,

Do people swerve to the outside of the road as you drive by? Maybe its that stale, smelly air in your tires and they're too embarassed to tell you about it. You don't want to be the only one on your block with bad tire breath do you? Thats another reason you need that tire air change thing. If you're not married, it will make your rig a better babe or stud magnet. You better sign up for the group buy and don't forget to get one for each vehicle.

I should disclose that I've signed up to sell these things under the multi-level marketing plan so if I can drum up enough orders, I can move up to the distributor level and get a pink 4Runner.

 

You people are so unprepared. Newbies...

 

I definately need #7!!! Only 14.99 to fix my limp rod.

 

Alanh-

Does your business sell exhaust fresheners?

How bout tire condoms for muddin?

I need some windshield wiper wipers.....sometimes they get dirty and there is nothing to clean em.

 

I need new muffler bearings

 

you cant drive with summer air in your tires in the winter come on $25 is a steal. Come on no other parts.. how about Piston return springs. or ????

 

So should I put together a group buy ???

 

I'm losing it.....lol

 

kaleco automotive agian?

 

I had to stop and think about the tire air..... :pat:

 

make sure it's a water cooled muffler bearing. the air cooled one will heat up too fast lol

 

Dont forget to do scofco's maglite mod using the high powered 2d mag lite but alter the bulb size using the 4d bulbs and lighten the weight of it by removing the spare bulb and foam insert.

 

My son is checking the muffler bearings right now. Keep a set on hold for us because he thinks they may be bad.

 

still haven't received my blinker light fluid. what gives???

 

This is funny. I have also fallen and can't get up, this is too funny.

You should definately add "Piston Return Springs" to the list.