I need skinny friends!!
Apr 15, 2003 | 05:21 AM
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I need skinny friends!!
I noticed a severe drop in my gas mileage...when moving around my fat friends. I like hanging out with them, because they make me look skinny, but man, my gas mileage drops 2-3 mpg when my best friend's fat ass is on board. I should start charging him the difference between my expected mileage and "with your fat ass" mileage. That, or get some skinny friends!
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Apr 15, 2003 | 07:40 AM
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: Looks like there's an advantage to having a std. cab truck after all! I just simply don't have the room for fat people! Funny though, some of my friends don't see why I don't like riding two passengers in there. I guess they don't understand why it is important for me to have access to gears 4 and up. 
Apr 15, 2003 | 12:10 PM
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I have a family member who is heavy. What sucks is that she lives at the top of a steep long hill. The 3.0 already sucks, feels like I need to go into 4Lo just to get up that hill. When she isn't in the truck I can fly up that hill in third.
Apr 15, 2003 | 01:09 PM
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A fat guy charge? That is tough if you are calling them your friends.
In high school, one of my friends had an 83 Mustang. He always talked about how fast it was. I told him that I never thought it was fast when I rode in it with him. He looked me square in the eye and said, "Adrian, it is because you are a BFG!"
My Fililpino friends wonder why I own a Toy because it has to cart my big behind around with a small engine. They all thought that I should have a Sub or something.
In high school, one of my friends had an 83 Mustang. He always talked about how fast it was. I told him that I never thought it was fast when I rode in it with him. He looked me square in the eye and said, "Adrian, it is because you are a BFG!"
My Fililpino friends wonder why I own a Toy because it has to cart my big behind around with a small engine. They all thought that I should have a Sub or something.
Apr 15, 2003 | 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by zedex
A real good friend will help you move a body.
A real good friend will help you move a body.
I merely mentioned that my truck is way underpowered to be full of family members and a heavy person going up a hill. Don't want to insinuate that we should persecute overweight people. Thats almost half the country!
Zedex I have no idea what you do for fun.
