On my tailgate it reads

"You may never be first but you can always be next." (it looks photochopped but it really isn't)
others;
Tow
Out
Your
Own
Truck
A55hole

Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes of your goal.
He who dies with the best Toy wins.
Chrome won't get you home but it got me to your mommas house last night.

Toyota with SBC swaps "Toylet"

I have tons of em. Just tired of typing right now.

 

Please go ahead and tell me the rest. Im lookin to put a decal on mine and I want to see what everybody has.

 

Hey Mikronized, nice 4Runner!!!!!

 

Thanks man!
How's the weather over in Hawaii right now?

 

This one is used a lot but I still love it,

If you can read this, please roll me over ( it is writted upside down on truck)

 

i like the one that someone is selling on the PBB board that says "Jeeps are like tampons, every ˟˟˟˟˟ needs one."

 

"Nothing in This Truck is Worth Your Life"
"Don't laugh, your daughter may be in this car"
"FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES"
"Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you."
"I wish my wife was this dirty"
"This is not an abandoned vehicle."
"DO NOT WASH - Scientific dirt experiment in progress"
"Jeeps are like panties. They've all got a ˟˟˟˟˟ inside."
"4x4's eat more bush"

 

"God created pavement so Yuppies could go 4-wheeling."

I like that one a lot.

 

Think my fav is the "4x4's eat more bush" one.
I'd love to stick that on my truck, but I don't think the wife would approve

 

I would have the same problem! Funny how wives don't seem to see how funny things are that we find hysterical....

 

 

Here are the decals on the back window of blue. Like they matter anymore since I put a rear tire carrier back there. Cant see em!

 

My fav is my avatar pic, but just got a new one, You can follow, but its gunna hurt!
And the BOAT DRINKS OFF ROAD CLUB, on the front windshield