joez

-No singing to the music, unless there is warning so i can crank it and drown you out.

-Its my truck, you will listen to what i want to listen to and wont complain.

-Its my truck, you are not driving

-You can smoke, but if you ash in my truck or burn anything, i am burning you with my cigar.

-No backseat drivers. If you can do a better job go drive your car

-NEVER, EVER touch any part or component of my stereo.

-Dont sit on any part of it unless i roll the window down and let you sit on the tailgate. Sheetmetal isnt cheap

- You scratch it, you pay to get it fixed.

-No garbage will ever be left in the truck, if this is a problem i will leave you wherever we are at the present time, and you can walk home with your trash

-No muddy/snowy shoes in the back seat.

-No drugs or drug paraphenalia. Its my A$$ if they find me transporting it.

-No drinking alcohol

-You can eat and drink, but if you spill, you are cleaning it up to my standards.

-Dont complain about me double parking at the end of the row. Again, sheetmetal is expensive.

-No harassing other cars, if they shoot at me you are paying for the repairs.

-You leave prints on the windows, you are cleaning them.

-for the women, No telling secrets. It is anoying when you bend over to whisper into some ones ear in the back and i have a choise of staring at your boobs or watching the road.

- If the truck is dirty, DO NOT write on the paint. It wasnt cheap to get this truck repainted and i dont want any damage.


Am i anal, yes, yes i am. It took me a long time to find a truck this clean, and i intend on keeping it that way. when the only imperfection in the whole truck is 1 crack on the dash pad and one chip on the front bumper, its hard not to be anal about it. Especially when it was your sweat that paid for it, unlike half the kids whos parents just give them a new car and let the kids trash it.

RobT2k

You got to make a rule about the strange air compressor in the back of your truck.
(Inside joke from the trail)

fourunnabilly

Here are mine...don't be critical...I'm just being honest:

No smoking cigarettes, but if you have some killer weed, pass the pipe!

No clothes on any female participant

No touching my radio, unless you want to lose an arm

I am the only one who gets laid in my rig, period

Only driven by very trustworthy friends

Other than that, enjoy the ride and dont give me ˟˟˟˟˟ about my driving...that kills me.

Peace...

Billy

Mike06

fourunnabilly

ben95m-

I figured my reply would stir up a little controversy...lol...got me laughin now too....thanks.

Billy

dbikeman

This is exactly how I feel in my car

ByThaBay

rules:

Your seat shall not have an inclination of anything less than 120 deg.

No eating of any kind.

No sneezing (phlem on the dash).

No touching fogged up windows

NEVER EVER touch the tint.

Always be careful when standing next to the truck; especially when putting things in the bed; you may be wearing clothes which have metal pieces... these pieces can scratch the delicate paint which i spend hours waxing every four months.

If the truck is dirty, you will only come in contact with the door handle, as any other contact will damage the paint.

You will not tell me how to drive.

You will not lean in such a way where I can't see the passenger's side mirror.

You will not roll down any windows when I fart unless I specifically say that you may.

No putting your feet on the dash.

I'm sure there are others too but this is as far as I can recall right now.

Oh yah, no yelling at chicks from my rig; I don't need any key marks.

fourunnabilly

dbikeman-

glad we can relate on this one...I thought I might offend a few people, but i am just speaking the truth...also, thanks for all the audio questions and replys on the other thread...you are one cool cat...peace

Billy

ALBPM

Me Too!!!!!

Cheers - fourunnabilly, dbikeman-


Now the only Rule I don't understand is this one -

Your seat shall not have an inclination of anything less than 120 deg.

I thought that would be permited in this case -

No clothes on any female participant

2001Millrunner

mine is simple.
my truck is my girlfriend, I am single for a reason


-dont go inside
-dont touch it
-dont stare at it
-dont take pictures
-no you cant drive it

waskillywabbit

iTrader: (-1)

Do they have a name for this "lifestyle" yet?

I see a new reality show...."Queer Guy with a 4Runner Eye"

j/k

ALBPM

:pat:

Oh!! No!!, Let's not go There..........

My Runner is a "Sacred Hetero Guy Symbol" that must never be violated....

Let them have the Hondas, H2s, VWs and those other Gurly SUV vehicles.

Ok Paul ˟˟˟˟ now .....LOL

4RunnerFever

Rule #1: Do you mind driving??

Rule #2: See Rule #1

X-AWDriver

No smoking
No slamming doors

anything else,ask first.

gtaSR5

*No smoking
*Only bottled WATER allowed
*Front passenger is in charge of tunes... it looks like I might be the only one that allows others to touch the deck but I couldn't be bothered choosing tunes while driving.
*No farting
*Clean shoes (during winter) before entering
*Don't touch the windows

I think I have more but that's it for now...

fpkelly

Wow, talk about anal retentive... With me its bring coat and gloves/hat, it gets cold and two, make sure you dont fall out of where there used to be a door.

Yoter

Waskilly are you going to be the main character of your new show your making? JK

I to have no woman because of my attachment to my 4Runner. Its just me and my bish!

Blue

Yoter

HUH? Say what......................?:pat:

jethro

I dont really have too many rules, just dont tell me im running up on people. and dont mess with the heater/ac. and pleeeease dont mess with the rear window!!!