Four coil springs, two shocks, and a handful of miscellaneous hardware left over from a buddy's suspension swap on his 1996 Land Rover Discovery SE ... Yeah, it was a bit of a chick magnet but we almost drowned the truck in a foot of water on a trip to the Pine Barrens of NJ. Great suspension but waaaay too many electronic gizmos and Uncle Sam (OBDII) sniffing your tailpipe stuff. It's long gone now. He wussed out and now drives a Mini. Girlie car ... Anyway, I think I saved these parts for possible use on a buggy ... uh-huh ... ain't happenin'.
$5 for all of it plus shipping. Or if you pick it up, I'll give it to ya. See my other ads. Bunch of minitruck stuff and I also have Land Cruiser FJ40 stuff I need to move.
I'm in southern New Jersey just outside Philadelphia. Text or call 215 850 6331. Inta da scrapper crapper pile this stuff goes if no one wants it!
$5 for all of it plus shipping. Or if you pick it up, I'll give it to ya. See my other ads. Bunch of minitruck stuff and I also have Land Cruiser FJ40 stuff I need to move.
I'm in southern New Jersey just outside Philadelphia. Text or call 215 850 6331. Inta da scrapper crapper pile this stuff goes if no one wants it!
(Ring, ring)
Hello?
Hi, this is Mr. Scrappille calling about the Land Rover springs. Do you still have them?
Yes, I still have them and they're taking up space I could use.
Well, if you want, I'll gladly accept them but you have to get off your lazy behind and carry them out to me here in the yard.
Mr. Scrappille, you are crass and rude. Your insulting insinuations are not appreciated. Please bear in mind that the only reason you exist is because my lazy behind hasn't gotten around to carting you off to the scrap metal dealer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, lard butt, I'm hungry! Chop chop! No one wants those springs! Get a grip! Loser!
Where's my torch?
Oh, big man now are ya? I'm a scrap pile! Take that torch and ... (to be continued) ...
Hello?
Hi, this is Mr. Scrappille calling about the Land Rover springs. Do you still have them?
Yes, I still have them and they're taking up space I could use.
Well, if you want, I'll gladly accept them but you have to get off your lazy behind and carry them out to me here in the yard.
Mr. Scrappille, you are crass and rude. Your insulting insinuations are not appreciated. Please bear in mind that the only reason you exist is because my lazy behind hasn't gotten around to carting you off to the scrap metal dealer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, lard butt, I'm hungry! Chop chop! No one wants those springs! Get a grip! Loser!
Where's my torch?
Oh, big man now are ya? I'm a scrap pile! Take that torch and ... (to be continued) ...

