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Old 02-25-2005, 06:52 PM
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Never go to meineke if you want this to happen to your SAW

Never go to meineke this have know clue what to do with anything. I had to get my top bushing replace, but being in college i have no tool. To make a long story short i went in to replace a bushing now need a new SAW coilover.
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what happened? you are making them pay for the new one right?
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Its this thing called ENGLISH and PUNCTUATION. Can you use it??
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Originally Posted by coloradobuffs
Never go to meineke this have know clue what to do with anything. I had to get my top bushing replace, but being in college i have no tool. To make a long story short i went in to replace a bushing now need a new SAW coilover.
A little more info is needed to understand even remotely what happened.
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... but being in college i have no tool.
That must make you very unpopular with both the ladies and the fans of the harder edged, rock music.
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Originally Posted by coloradobuffs
Never go to meineke this have know clue what to do with anything. I had to get my top bushing replace, but being in college i have no tool. To make a long story short i went in to replace a bushing now need a new SAW coilover.
uhhhh, ok......
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Originally Posted by WATRD
That must make you very unpopular with both the ladies and the fans of the harder edged, rock music.
Bawahaha!
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which meineke around town did you go to? and IMO, its worth throwing down around $100 for a decent, basic tool kit that'll allow you to do routine maintenance without having to pay someone else to do it. plus its more fun workin on your own truck!
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what happened??

please elaborate.
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Originally Posted by coloradobuffs
Never go to meineke this have know clue what to do with anything. I had to get my top bushing replace, but being in college i have no tool. To make a long story short i went in to replace a bushing now need a new SAW coilover.
I believe I can translate:

Never go to meineke
Good day, ladies and gentlemen. This is a word of warning for those of you who may choose to have your automobile serviced at Meineke.

this have know clue what to do with anything.
Unfortunately, I do not have the skills necessary to perform maintenance or repair tasks on my automobile.

I had to get my top bushing replace
The uppermost bushing on one of the front struts required immediate attention.

Here's where it becomes obscure and is open for interpretation:

but being in college i have no tool.
However, I am enrolled in higher education and have been deprived of the male genetalia.

Or it could possibly mean-
However, I am enrolled in higher education and have misplaced a special part of my anatomy.

It could even mean-
However, I am enrolled in higher education and do not have the means by which to satisfy the fine ladies.

And finally-
However, I am enrolled in higher education and do not have the materials necessary to maintain or repair my vehicle.

To make a long story short i went in to replace a bushing now need a new SAW coilover
To eliminate the need to elaborate extensively on this subject, I visited the local Meineke to have the uppermost bushing replaced. As a result, I no longer have the use of my SAW coilover and require a new one.

All together, it sounds like this:
Good day, ladies and gentlemen. This is a word of warning for those of you who may choose to have your automobile serviced at Meineke.
Unfortunately, I do not have the skills necessary to perform maintenance or repair tasks on my automobile. The uppermost bushing on one of the front struts required immediate attention. However, I am enrolled in higher education and have misplaced a special part of my anatomy. To eliminate the need to elaborate extensively on this subject, I visited the local Meineke to have the uppermost bushing replaced. As a result, I no longer have the use of my SAW coilover and require a new one.


As we ponder this paragraph, we are faced with numerous inquiries. What does misplacing one's anatomy have to do with going to Meineke? We are lead to believe that Meineke is an automobile repair facility. Perhaps it is a "full service" facility that offers "other" services. What is the poor lad to do with a inoperable SAW coilover? We might have to wait patiently to find out.




Is this what they're teaching up there? Or is this a result of one of those parties I keep hearing about on the news?

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My sides hurt after that one.
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bahahahhahah. Nice Haveblue
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Originally Posted by HaveBlue
but being in college i have no tool.
However, I am enrolled in higher education and have been deprived of the male genetalia.
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Blue, I'm still laughing my @$$ off!!!! Nice job translating, bro!
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hilarious.
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Originally Posted by HaveBlue
I believe I can translate:

but being in college i have no tool.
...

Or it could possibly mean-
I maid hit into kahllege even throw eye have know basic spelling oar grammer skillz.
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Give him a break on his spelling, he is not done college yet.
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Oh sheeeeettttt!

Somebody owes me for

1 Bud Light Can
1 Oz of Windex
1 Paper Towel

cause I just freaking spewed on my screen!!!




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