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Old 08-29-2003, 02:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post your favorite funny sayings...

from bumperstickers, hats, shirts, billboards, people, etc...

I got this one from a hat while on a road trip to Colorado over spring break:

"It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine!"
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Old 08-29-2003, 02:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2003, 02:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I like that, why didnt I ever think of that? LOL

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1. I used oral skills to get the job I wanted

2.My SUV makes me feel better about my small p*n*s

I disagree with #2 though because people always do that crap saying "oh your compensating for your own size". Thats just not true, I built my 4Runner up so it would feel better about its size.
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Old 08-30-2003, 11:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2003, 12:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Pretty sad but I saw a license plate frame that had that phrase:
"Get in sit down hold on and shut up" on a crappy mid eighties pontiac that was trashy lookin. I changed it one time putting on my aol profile to say: "Climb in sit down hold on and shut up were going muddin".
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My neighbor has a 1996 Chevy van that has a bumper sticker that says "My car's not old, its a CLASSIC!" Right...
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Quote:
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy"
This kinda goes along with that:

"I thought I lobster, but then I flounder."
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WOOHOO! Im gonna get that one custom made for Blue.

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