Poor guy...

Dr. Zhivago · 12-05-2003, 04:10 PM

This guy walks into a small grocery store and buys a tube of toothpaste, a frozen dinner, a six pack of beer and a newspaper. He walks up to the register to pay for everything and the girl who is there says "You must be single."

The guy says "Gee, that's right. How'd you know?"

She replies "Because you're ugly."

G

joshik · 12-05-2003, 04:20 PM

:cry:

Plays_with_Toys · 12-05-2003, 04:51 PM

tomus1000 · 12-05-2003, 08:40 PM

:pat:

momo.75 · 12-06-2003, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr. Zhivago
This guy walks into a small grocery store and buys a tube of toothpaste, a frozen dinner, a six pack of beer and a newspaper. He walks up to the register to pay for everything and the girl who is there says "You must be single."

The guy says "Gee, that's right. How'd you know?"

She replies "Because you're ugly."

G

You should have slapped her......

Andrey · 12-06-2003, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr. Zhivago
This guy walks into a small grocery store and buys a tube of toothpaste, a frozen dinner, a six pack of beer and a newspaper. He walks up to the register to pay for everything and the girl who is there says "You must be single."

The guy says "Gee, that's right. How'd you know?"

She replies "Because you're ugly."

G

He should have asked her:
"And did that come from own experience of dating ugly guys?"

turboale · 12-06-2003, 12:02 PM

Nice one momo, I don't think anyone has picked up on that one...

Dr. Zhivago · 12-06-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by momo.75
You should have slapped her......

I know, but she caught me off gaurd...

G

Vato Loco · 12-06-2003, 01:42 PM

Vato Loco · 12-06-2003, 01:42 PM

doink · 12-06-2003, 02:18 PM

momo gets the award for the best one liner heh

williemon · 12-07-2003, 05:18 PM

DAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike06 · 12-08-2003, 09:13 AM

12-05-2003, 04:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
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