My Source of entertainment

**Tofer** · 02-26-2008, 07:30 PM

one of my sources of entertainment is waiting around for telemarketers to call. i then answer the phone and record the conversation. (yes i do it with out telling them, no i dont care, yes i know the possible ramifications of doing it.)

Please rightclick and save as. my server is going to be pounded if everyone jsut listens to it.

here are 3 of them. i hve a couple more i need to import and save.

http://www.pacific-crawlers.com/chris/Recording2.mp3
http://www.pacific-crawlers.com/chris/Recording3.mp3
http://www.pacific-crawlers.com/chris/Recording4.mp3

enjoy!

*edit* yes, thats me talking, yes i'm sober, no i'm not officially retarded.

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GenXr · 02-26-2008, 07:47 PM

Those are funny Chris! Too bad you didn't get the kitchen set.

My favorite was the second one....that chic almost crumbled when you said you were a woman.

My standard response when I get those calls is to tell them my parents aren't here....they usually can't get off the phone fast enough.

**DeathCougar** · 02-26-2008, 07:55 PM

I DONT EVEN HAVE TO PUT ON PANTS!!!!

lololololol

1972TLC · 02-26-2008, 08:02 PM

hmmm....those dumb survey phone calls have so much potential to be fubar'd with lol i don't have very good "i'm just gonna mess with you" skills but it'd be funny to hear what some others could come up with too.

**DeathCougar** · 02-26-2008, 08:15 PM

I used to tell them to hold, then put the phone in front of speakers with Elevator music coming from them.

Most of the time they hung up, but a few times they would still be there 10 mins later lololol

ozziesironmanoffroad · 02-26-2008, 08:32 PM

lmao! ive done what u did a couple times. just never recorded it. i dont get em anymore... its all recordings now. and i have done the elevator music.. left em on for 45 mins, and he was still there! i guess he was bored or something... lmfaoi

dijlop · 02-27-2008, 11:51 AM

i love doing that. there is no greater glory than to get one of them to laugh so hard they have to hang up. i enjoy hitting the classics, them"are you interested in a survey?" me"what are you wearing?"

and, them"are you interested in the possible purchase of yada in the near future?" me"well, im kinda short on cash, but ive got like, a mini fridge and a microwave id totally trade for something like that. if it was in good shape and stuff, like quality stuff, yea."

sigh, the good ol days. stupid automated crap now. its lame. lol.

gilby4runner · 02-27-2008, 11:57 AM

I always ask if i can call them that night when they get home. I would rather talk to them on a "one on one" basis.... they usually hang up

chimmike · 02-27-2008, 12:22 PM

Two ways to do this without getting in legal trouble:
1) As soon as you figure out they're selling, say very clearly "This conversation is being recorded for quality assurance"...........that puts them on notice that the conversation is being recorded.
2) Verify your state's laws on recording calls.

zlathim · 02-27-2008, 12:50 PM

Verify state laws. In Idaho only one party must be aware of the fact that the call is being recorded. If you were doing it here, you would be golden.

Tacoclimber · 02-27-2008, 01:21 PM

I usually hand the phone to my three year old. Makes him happy.

WSUWESTON · 02-27-2008, 01:56 PM

That is too funny

85toy · 02-27-2008, 06:05 PM

"NO WE JUST HAVE A DOCTOR AND A HOOKER" lmao that was super funny.

the 3rd one was awesome.

**Tofer** · 02-27-2008, 09:03 PM

Click here to listen

NOT SAFE FOR LIL EARS / NSFW. dropped the f-bomb s-bomb and talked about oral stimulus..... but funny.

and no, i dont normally talk like that.... i sound retarted on purpose for the calls.

infiltrator · 02-27-2008, 09:58 PM

Dude you are my fing hero!!! Weed growers and deliver with a cup of coffee and a blowjob!!!
Oh man, you made my day.

Tacoclimber · 02-28-2008, 06:52 AM

Chris those first three remind me of "Crank Yankers"...

GenXr · 02-28-2008, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chimmike

Two ways to do this without getting in legal trouble:
1) As soon as you figure out they're selling, say very clearly "This conversation is being recorded for quality assurance"...........that puts them on notice that the conversation is being recorded.
2) Verify your state's laws on recording calls.

All you have to do is say "this call 'may' be recorded" or say "this is a recorded line". That's it if you wish to keep it legit. When I worked in the back office of an investment firm I got those two lines all the time from the banks and trust companies. Their clients are all over the US and they never know where you are calling from.

stevrock · 02-28-2008, 06:47 PM

I had a call for my roommate before.

I told them he was in the hospital, and they promptly stuttered and apologized.

He cracked up laughing because he knew what I was doing.

Jay351 · 02-28-2008, 08:31 PM

Loved the last one - " just been effin with you - good night"

BajaRunner · 02-28-2008, 08:42 PM

Haha, you sound like some of my dumb-ass surfer friends.

02-26-2008, 07:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
GenXr Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 719	Those are funny Chris! Too bad you didn't get the kitchen set. My favorite was the second one....that chic almost crumbled when you said you were a woman. My standard response when I get those calls is to tell them my parents aren't here....they usually can't get off the phone fast enough. __________________ There are two kinds of 22RE owners, those who have replaced the head gasket and those who will.

02-26-2008, 08:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
ozziesironmanoffroad Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Spring Valley, CA Posts: 5,985	lmao! ive done what u did a couple times. just never recorded it. i dont get em anymore... its all recordings now. and i have done the elevator music.. left em on for 45 mins, and he was still there! i guess he was bored or something... lmfaoi __________________ 2001 Ford F-150 6" lift 315x85x16 tires. (37x13.50s???) 4.6L V8 bumping stereo I love it MUD IS A VALID PAINT JOB! If not living life to the fullest, why live it? the toyota is gone... its been fun..

02-27-2008, 11:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
dijlop Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: fl Posts: 1,171	i love doing that. there is no greater glory than to get one of them to laugh so hard they have to hang up. i enjoy hitting the classics, them"are you interested in a survey?" me"what are you wearing?" and, them"are you interested in the possible purchase of yada in the near future?" me"well, im kinda short on cash, but ive got like, a mini fridge and a microwave id totally trade for something like that. if it was in good shape and stuff, like quality stuff, yea." sigh, the good ol days. stupid automated crap now. its lame. lol. __________________ Dead '94 2.4L 22re 2wd pu, k&n air filter, thrush glasspack, 4in over stock rear shackles, 1.5in ball joint spacers, 4in infinity reference dash speakers, pioneer head unit, 10in p2 sub, alpine amp. bed cap topper thingy. great for campin. Current-2004 toyota tacoma, 2wd, 3.4L, prerunner, e-locker, tow package, trd package, ext cab, alpine head unit, polk speakers all around, punch p2 10" run off a alpine mono amp, silver paint. ohhhh its purty...

02-27-2008, 11:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
gilby4runner Contributing Member Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Dickson,Tennessee Posts: 1,561	I always ask if i can call them that night when they get home. I would rather talk to them on a "one on one" basis.... they usually hang up __________________ 2002 Sport- (Sporticus) OME 881 / 906 combo, Full Synthetics, 265/75/16 Geolander AT II's, Brembo / Hawk combo,and a cool car seats for the future wheelers! 2010 Highlander SE- Wife and Kid Transporter 1998 Tacoma- The fun is about to begin!

02-27-2008, 12:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
chimmike Contributing Member Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SRQ, FL Posts: 1,522	Two ways to do this without getting in legal trouble: 1) As soon as you figure out they're selling, say very clearly "This conversation is being recorded for quality assurance"...........that puts them on notice that the conversation is being recorded. 2) Verify your state's laws on recording calls. __________________ '03 350z Turbocharged (totalled :( ) '04 Honda Accord LX V6 (first bone stock car I've owned in a while) 94 4runner SR5 4x4, 31x10.5's, SAS, Warn M8000 winch, Allpro bumper, Summit (K&N FIPK in different wrapping) CAI, flowmaster muff, 5.29's FOR SALE! '07 Harley-Davidson XL1200c, rush slip-ons

02-27-2008, 12:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
zlathim Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,231	Verify state laws. In Idaho only one party must be aware of the fact that the call is being recorded. If you were doing it here, you would be golden.

02-27-2008, 01:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tacoclimber Contributing Member Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Between a rock and a hard place, AZ Posts: 3,667	I usually hand the phone to my three year old. Makes him happy. __________________ CJ ...<>< 03 DC TRD Tacoma 4wd with a bunch of junk. SOLD 1964 Chevy Biscayne, 230 I6, lowered, satin black, old-school legit. Just wheel the stupid thing!!! But do it responsibly, ok? My band: Road Worn Saints

02-27-2008, 01:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
WSUWESTON Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver, Wa Posts: 439	That is too funny __________________ 82 Shortbed with 22r, weber 32/36, civic seats, bedlined interior, 31” LTB’s

02-27-2008, 06:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
85toy Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Arnold California Posts: 1,119	"NO WE JUST HAVE A DOCTOR AND A HOOKER" lmao that was super funny. the 3rd one was awesome. __________________ 1984 Xtra Cab 4x4 Built... Sold 1987 4Runner...Sold 1997 Tacoma Extended Cab 4x4...Sold 1995 Extended Cab 4x4 Built...Sold 1979 Longbed 4x4...Current DD

02-27-2008, 09:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tofer Super Moderator Personal Sales Rating: (0) Staff [OP] Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Puyallup WA. Posts: 9,160	Click here to listen NOT SAFE FOR LIL EARS / NSFW. dropped the f-bomb s-bomb and talked about oral stimulus..... but funny. and no, i dont normally talk like that.... i sound retarted on purpose for the calls. __________________ 94 4runner: all the good stuff... 89 4runner: 3.0, Auto, 4.56 gears. 265/75r16 wildcountry ATs. - SOLD 81 2wd pickup: 22R \| 5-sp \| long bed \|Civic SI seats \| LockRight \| Hella 500s..... SOLD. pacific-crawlers.com Last edited by Tofer; 02-27-2008 at 09:07 PM.

02-27-2008, 09:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
infiltrator Registered User Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Valencia, California Posts: 1,302	Dude you are my fing hero!!! Weed growers and deliver with a cup of coffee and a blowjob!!! Oh man, you made my day. __________________ Old Rig: '95 4runner \| White \| ISR \| 193,000mi. \| Totalled.

02-28-2008, 06:52 AM	#16 (permalink)
Tacoclimber Contributing Member Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Between a rock and a hard place, AZ Posts: 3,667	Chris those first three remind me of "Crank Yankers"... __________________ CJ ...<>< 03 DC TRD Tacoma 4wd with a bunch of junk. SOLD 1964 Chevy Biscayne, 230 I6, lowered, satin black, old-school legit. Just wheel the stupid thing!!! But do it responsibly, ok? My band: Road Worn Saints

02-28-2008, 08:31 PM	#19 (permalink)
Jay351 Contributing Member Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: maple ridge, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 9,058	Loved the last one - " just been effin with you - good night" __________________ 91 3.0 4x4 pickup - has a few mods 91 ls400 VIP on the cheap http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2572486

02-28-2008, 08:42 PM	#20 (permalink)
BajaRunner Contributing Member Personal Sales Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 5th Gen San Diegan, California Posts: 7,098	Haha, you sound like some of my dumb-ass surfer friends. __________________ 1997 4x4 Limited 4Runner 3.4L - ARB Tacoma Bumper, Icon's, OME 890's, FZJ-80 Wheels, E-Locker, 285/75/R16 BFG KO's. 1996 4x4 3.4L SR5 4Runner -- SOLD *6" IFS lift Front: Tundra TRD Coils/Bilstein 5125 * Rear: FJ80 Shocks/Coils * ARB Bull Bar + Warn M8000 * 35" MTR's * HID's * OBA * E-locked!**

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