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Old 12-26-2006, 04:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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LETS START A STORY FOR FUN (Story Time)

OK we have post 3 words so why not a story. I will start off the story.

I was so mad that my runner would not start this morning.
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It turns out, I had a small furry animal stuck in the intake.
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I stood wondering how the furry animal got in there.
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The first, a female, turned out to be the dreaded Sand Snarf.
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But I realized the water scrunt would protect me.
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or so I thought. Just then both critters..........
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...lunged at me and I wet my pants.
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with a sand snarf and water scrunt latched to my 501s
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told my wife what had just happened.
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She just laught and scolded me for lying to her, but..........
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I planted a big wet scrunt on his lips!
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So he runs out of the house with a big wet scrunt. But that wasn't enough, so I gave him a bit of my taint.
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which struck me as odd. That's when I realized I'd grabbed the snarf from my pants and was giving it mouth to mouth because it
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