Funny poem my buddy wrote

nosfanatic2006 · 11-05-2009, 05:43 AM

The moment i saw you, you stole my heart
If words could explain, where would i start

From your beautiful figure to the noises you make
A unique personality, you make my world shake

Tho you may draw attention, yet remain unflirty
I dont mind joining when you are a little dirty

And late at night, sometimes we are rough
I may not be mean, tho i know you are tough

When we take a bath, i take my sweet time
To clean every part, is the thought on my mind

I often think back to where we've had fun
From the river and beach to the mud in the sun

To know for a fact, when I turn you on
You return the favor, that's how it's done

And who needs the rubber, we'll leave it behind
Just to be inside you, the pleasure, devine

To you my love you are my devotion
I trust you always, and you return that notion

You bring much happiness, and set my soul free
I love you immensely, tho a truck you may be

by Alex W Bonson

A little background, my buddies first vehicle was a '93 Toyota pickup, red, 6" suspension lift, 3" body lift, 36" super swampers, interior roll cage, custom front bumper, roll bar with KC lights in the bed, 3VZE 5 speed, and a few other things I'm forgetting. He had it for about 3 years and then sold it to go to school for a year, then quit after that 1st year of school and he's regretted it ever since (selling the truck that is). This poem is in memory of her. He said he woke up from a dream where he had her again and this poem started mulling in his mind so he wrote it at about 3 AM haha. Hope you enjoy

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desertcamper67 · 11-05-2009, 06:48 AM

Ha ha, 'leave the rubber behind' ha

Lumpy · 11-05-2009, 07:23 AM

That's good...liked it.

***fustercluck*** · 11-05-2009, 11:01 AM

*wipes a tear* I've been unfaithful and have had many many yotas. Beautiful as his devotion is, I have no self control and lust after other yotas constantly. Prone to wander, I find myself inside other trucks as often as they'll let me. I've even had illicit non-comittal yota swaps just to ride hard and dirty in another man's runner...

theAuthority · 11-05-2009, 11:08 AM

totally funny and original

thought he was talking about a wife or gf til the last lines ... l

girl_face · 11-05-2009, 11:55 AM

*tear*
Word of avdice for you dudes...
change that last line to something different and send it to your wives/girlfriends/lovers... they will swoon.

girl_face · 11-05-2009, 11:58 AM

another word of advice... dont print up that poem and hand it to your wife/girlfriend/lover without changing the last line... that would be a BAD idea... unless your wife/girlfriend/lover has an awesome sense of humor...

**aviator** · 11-05-2009, 03:07 PM

good advice girl face

theAuthority · 11-05-2009, 03:29 PM

so heather if I sent that to you *wink wink* haha ...

you get me a job

girl_face · 11-05-2009, 03:54 PM

then i would tell your wife. LOL.

theAuthority · 11-05-2009, 03:58 PM

good thing all her account emails come to me

girl_face · 11-05-2009, 04:00 PM

oh snap....

theAuthority · 11-05-2009, 04:10 PM

11-05-2009, 11:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
*fustercluck* Sponsoring Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: right here. Posts: 7,061	wipes a tear I've been unfaithful and have had many many yotas. Beautiful as his devotion is, I have no self control and lust after other yotas constantly. Prone to wander, I find myself inside other trucks as often as they'll let me. I've even had illicit non-comittal yota swaps just to ride hard and dirty in another man's runner... __________________ War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873) Last edited by fustercluck; 11-05-2009 at 11:04 AM.

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11-05-2009, 03:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
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