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Old 03-21-2007, 12:45 PM   #1
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lady with a missing part for her car

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here


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Old 03-21-2007, 12:47 PM   #2
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Just wheel the stupid thing!!!
But do it responsibly, ok?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:15 PM   #3
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i love jokes like that lets here some more
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That's an old one.....
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:00 PM   #5
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That's an old one.....
Older then the hills.
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Older then the hills.
and still funny...
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:17 PM   #12
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Reminds me of the time a chick came in Canadian Tire while I was standing at the parts counter. She was look for parts for her "Pontiac Gooole" We were all kinda looking at each other wodering if maybe it was a new model we had not herd of, or maybe an imported car. She swears it is a 1988 and that it says right on her trunk lid Pontiac Gooole"

Finally buddie walks out to her car, a 1988 4 door Pontiac 6000 LE.
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I knew they existed!!!!

Now, where to get some blinker fluid....
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lol ive never heard that before
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Anybody have a bucket of grinder sparks?
Or a skyhook?
My truck threw Johnson rod and got jammed in my gergulator. I tried to remove it with a left handed screwdriver and a metric hammer. No luck. If only I had a board stretcher...
By the way, first day of spring is here. Time to take the winter air out of your tires and put the summer air in.
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My sister when she had her first new car, a '73 Nova back in '73, asked:

"What is that frying pan looking thing on top of the engine?

I told her that was the air cleaner.
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