ajoebob

german hoagie's

1 pack of bratwurst
1 pack of sauerkraut
3 or 4 red potatos
1 pack of sliced swiss cheese
1 pack of wheet hoagie rolls

cook the bratwurst.when done slice the bratwurst and potatos in to bite size pieces and put them in the pan.add the sauerkraut. cook untill potatos are soft. cut open the hoagie's and put the swiss cheese in side(keeps the hoagie's from getting wet) and fill with the filling.

it will makes around 10 good sized hoagie's.
great tast and it cheap.

jackwolf

JACK WOLF - Liver Pills

250 milliliters - New Castle beer in a glass bottle.
1000 grams - European style, milk fed calves liver, raw.

Directions:
1. crack open beer and set aside
2. take a spoonful of raw liver and place it in your mouth
3. take a swig off the beer and toilet-bowl-flush the liver down the hatch.
4. repeat until liver is all gone, then pour the rest of the beer down the hatch.
5. go outside and perform a convincing Tarzan yell.