security ideas, no matter how crazy they sound

1stgen4gunner · 05-17-2008, 04:38 PM

This other thread gave me an idea. I want you guys to list all the crazy ideas for keeping people out of our trucks, who shouldnt be their. No limits give me your ideas.

1stgen4gunner · 05-17-2008, 04:43 PM

makem funny but original

89dlx · 05-17-2008, 04:46 PM

If you saw my truck you wouldn't go near it!

eighty5yota · 05-17-2008, 04:49 PM

when the criminal is in your car it locks the doors and small vials of nerve agent are opened and your a/c comes on and ruins his day...

or

a trick steering wheel that looks and feels real but doesn't engage with the column until you put a secret pin in to lock it...

same with brakes

no steer..no stop..no steal

CJM · 05-17-2008, 05:00 PM

I want the alarm I saw in Robocop. You try and steal the car and a flamethrower comes out from underneath the car and burns you alive. Oh wait that was my own idea, they just had one that electrocutes you.

Elton · 05-17-2008, 05:01 PM

lol i park my truck where i can see it and if someone gets to close a laser pointer works wonders

eighty5yota · 05-17-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJM

I want the alarm I saw in Robocop. You try and steal the car and a flamethrower comes out from underneath the car and burns you alive. Oh wait that was my own idea, they just had one that electrocutes you.

they actually have that in europe.. i watched it on a show a while back im sure there is something on the internet

**Elvota** · 05-17-2008, 05:02 PM

Seat belt connects to the driveshaft. Engages after 15 seconds. One thief becomes two.

Would need to improve the stain resistance of my seat covers however.

TOYOTA 1 · 05-17-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elton

lol i park my truck where i can see it and if someone gets to close a laser pointer works wonders

x2, a couple of warning shots will make them crap in there pants.

RobD · 05-17-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJM

I want the alarm I saw in Robocop. You try and steal the car and a flamethrower comes out from underneath the car and burns you alive. Oh wait that was my own idea, they just had one that electrocutes you.

Actually, that's been available in South Africa for about 10 years now. You are 35 times more likely to get car-jacked there than anywhere in the US.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/

RobD · 05-17-2008, 05:30 PM

The shed skin from a Python might do the trick. Leave it plainly visible.

CJM · 05-17-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobD

Actually, that's been available in South Africa for about 10 years now. You are 35 times more likely to get car-jacked there than anywhere in the US.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/

In that case I want one incase of zombie attack!

eighty5yota · 05-17-2008, 06:02 PM

didnt think i was mistaken i was a lil off on the location i believe it was top gear that i watched

***Corey*** · 05-17-2008, 07:04 PM

Yep, roasted and toasted to perfection

YouTube Video

greenie · 05-18-2008, 10:39 AM

holy . must be some red tape in the good ol us of a before you can get one o them huh?

STEvil · 06-13-2008, 08:11 PM

A separate key to unlock the steering column. Hide it behind a panel.

CyMoN · 06-13-2008, 08:47 PM

a stun gun hooked up to the steering wheel and shifter so when they try to shift they get zapped.

Jay351 · 07-18-2008, 03:11 AM

A pneumatic rod positioned under the seat. Wired up to a kill switch. Theif tries to start the truck.. BAM they are anchored to your seat, for you to do what you please with them.

Just don't forget to flip the switch on them monday mornings!

woodendude · 07-18-2008, 04:53 AM

The flame thrower idea has been aroumd for awhile now in Africa..
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/ , not so sure what I'd want for an alarm, most days I'm hoping someone steals it!!!

toyota-erik · 07-18-2008, 05:37 AM

While a booby trap would be nice, there are laws in the U.S. that would put you in prison for using them.
Put pro-gun stickers all over your truck. Then, take an assortment of guns and shoot up your truck a little.

05-17-2008, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
1stgen4gunner Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 284	security ideas, no matter how crazy they sound This other thread gave me an idea. I want you guys to list all the crazy ideas for keeping people out of our trucks, who shouldnt be their. No limits give me your ideas. __________________ -Dave NOBOMBA '08 "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." A Man Without His Yota- PM me if you have anything for sale 2003 KTM SX125, V-Force Reeds, FMF Pipe an Silencer, Pro Taper Bars, Factory Connection Suspension, It is a Factory Bike Right out of the Box Thook- Sure....I'll be your brother. Thook is my brother, and all because of a methane driven, turbo charged outhouse.

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1stgen4gunner Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 284	makem funny but original __________________ -Dave NOBOMBA '08 "It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." A Man Without His Yota- PM me if you have anything for sale 2003 KTM SX125, V-Force Reeds, FMF Pipe an Silencer, Pro Taper Bars, Factory Connection Suspension, It is a Factory Bike Right out of the Box Thook- Sure....I'll be your brother. Thook is my brother, and all because of a methane driven, turbo charged outhouse.

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CJM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Central NJ Posts: 4,580	I want the alarm I saw in Robocop. You try and steal the car and a flamethrower comes out from underneath the car and burns you alive. Oh wait that was my own idea, they just had one that electrocutes you. __________________ 96' T100 SR5 4x4, ISR mod, Custom ABS snorkel, KC 57's Hella optilux el cheapo backup lights. Cobra 19III CB, Firestick 4ft antenna, Bilstein shocks. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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Elton Contributing Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Toledo,Oregon Posts: 9,144	lol i park my truck where i can see it and if someone gets to close a laser pointer works wonders __________________ My Truck 98 4runner SR5 3.4L 5spd 4x4 E-Locker Mods Mom 07 Tundra d-cab limited 5.7L 4x4 auto mom 92 pickup SR5 X-cab 3.0L 5spd 4x4 Papa 89 Pickup SR5 X-cab 4x4 3.0L 5spd/98 4runner SR5 4x4 auto 3.4L R.I.P 91 4runner SR5 4x4 3.0L 5spd Totaled 5/13/06 My Wreck

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Elvota Super Moderator Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Phx, AZ Posts: 3,458	Seat belt connects to the driveshaft. Engages after 15 seconds. One thief becomes two. Would need to improve the stain resistance of my seat covers however. __________________ ================ 1990 4Runner \| V6 3.4 \| 5spd \| 240 someoddthousand miles \| SR5 \| SAS \| RLS \| 35's \| ARB \| TJM \| 217 to 1 \| W8000 - four wheels \| three sticks \| two hands \| one trail - RIGITY DIGITY

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89dlx Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Branford, CT. Posts: 898	If you saw my truck you wouldn't go near it!

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eighty5yota Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: san jose cali Posts: 303	when the criminal is in your car it locks the doors and small vials of nerve agent are opened and your a/c comes on and ruins his day... or a trick steering wheel that looks and feels real but doesn't engage with the column until you put a secret pin in to lock it... same with brakes no steer..no stop..no steal

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RobD Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 1,095	The shed skin from a Python might do the trick. Leave it plainly visible. __________________ 1991 4Runner, 3.4 5VZFE swap, OME shocks/springs, 33" BFG All Terrain T/A KOs, Pioneer head unit, Infinity speakers, XM Satellite radio

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eighty5yota Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: san jose cali Posts: 303	didnt think i was mistaken i was a lil off on the location i believe it was top gear that i watched

05-18-2008, 10:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
greenie Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: chico, ca Posts: 21	holy . must be some red tape in the good ol us of a before you can get one o them huh?

06-13-2008, 08:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
STEvil Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Far Southern Alberta Posts: 46	A separate key to unlock the steering column. Hide it behind a panel.

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CyMoN Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 2,041	a stun gun hooked up to the steering wheel and shifter so when they try to shift they get zapped. __________________ my rigs 89 4runner 1989 4runner v6 5 speed everything factory +4susplift running bfg 31s and a aux gas tank and more aux lights than needed 86 pickup 1986 stock pickup 22r 31.10 BFG ATs flatbed a sad day for the 4runner "One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life."

07-18-2008, 03:11 AM	#18 (permalink)
Jay351 Contributing Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: maple ridge, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 6,051	A pneumatic rod positioned under the seat. Wired up to a kill switch. Theif tries to start the truck.. BAM they are anchored to your seat, for you to do what you please with them. Just don't forget to flip the switch on them monday mornings! __________________ 91 Pickup - xcab - 5sp - 3.0 - sr5 - 4x4 - 230,000kms \|2.25" catback w/ magnaflow cat + glasspack \| Weasy2k cams \| Aisin manual hubs \|Diff breather mod \| Marlin HD clutch \|3" BL \| es3000's \|2" AAL \|1.5" bj spacers \| ISR \| Alpine headunit \| 4" Infinity fronts/5" rears \| 4.88's \|Rear lockright \| 33x12.50" BFG M/T on 15x8" steelies \|Hella 500's \|4" reverse lights\| Grant GT \|Downey idler arm brace\|hella E-codes\| Marlin armor \| %100 Amsoil synthetic http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2572486

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woodendude Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Ottawa, On. Posts: 165	The flame thrower idea has been aroumd for awhile now in Africa.. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...e.thrower.car/ , not so sure what I'd want for an alarm, most days I'm hoping someone steals it!!!

07-18-2008, 05:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
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