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07-26-2008, 03:16 PM
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Things that SwampThing finds difficult to say when quite drunk:
1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon Things that are very difficult for him to say when very drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionality 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate Things he cannot say at all when drunk: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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07-26-2008, 03:28 PM
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even when im not drunk i just whip it out and pee!!!!
nut yeah the carsh crash one i've heard in a differnt thread on here so your a lil late my friend kinda like your girl oops im sorry you didnt know? lol abe thinks wheeling is when you ride a bmx though the parking lot!!
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07-26-2008, 03:29 PM
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as for reformedyota whatsadigit yeah your new and what not by the way welcome to the club so you hot or what? he he
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07-26-2008, 03:32 PM
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one day when allan was just a young teen, his father was sitting watching tv and noticed that the fire is getting low so he got out of his armchair and went to get more logs to put on it. As he opened a door, he saw his son masturbating halfway down the steps. Softly, he said, "Son, I know what it is that you are doing. Do not waste your seed but, rather, save it until you are a man and can put it to good use." Then he closes the door and returns to his chair.
Years later, it is allan's 25th birthday and he sees his father and says, "Dad, you remember that day on the steps? Well, I heeded your words. Now I've got eighteen barrels of the stuff - what do I do with it?"
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07-26-2008, 03:40 PM
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lol wooooow!!! and whats with the all up on me man do you have some sick crush on me or something? i dont get it lol
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07-26-2008, 03:43 PM
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Allan, I didn't want to tell you this, BUT....abe told me that he secretly wants to BE you.....I would be very careful my friend
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07-26-2008, 03:49 PM
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thanks my friend i had this feeling but i was not sire if this was just my spider sense or if there was something wrong with me lol
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07-26-2008, 03:53 PM
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Well, I dunno bout spidey sense, but If it's tingling, you can get a shot to clear that right up for you
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07-26-2008, 04:12 PM
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07-26-2008, 04:33 PM
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ewww thats nasty
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07-26-2008, 04:45 PM
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Mistaken the ben-gay for the astroglide......
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07-26-2008, 05:49 PM
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hey allan....
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07-26-2008, 06:06 PM
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 you too, abe....
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07-26-2008, 06:21 PM
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Ok, that's it......who wants some????
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07-26-2008, 07:14 PM
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i can see you!!!!!!
 anda yes thats my real eye so ha ha long story dont ask!!!!!
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07-26-2008, 07:57 PM
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Didn't you hurt your eye or something like that and you took a pic of it? I think I saw it on your myspace page......but I forgot how you injured it.........that's almost as bad as mine. I got shot in a hunting accident, and took the side spray from a 12 gauge to the side of my side, the #6 shot destroyed my left eye, my pupil, and now I have a lil piece of white scar tissue on the front of my eye that looks like a cloud floating in my eye.......
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