Originally Posted by SwampThing

All this talk of wacky tabacky reminds me of an occasion me and a buddy of mine had many years ago after going mudding.

Officer: Where's the pot boys?
Me: What pot?
Officer: Don't play coy, son. Where's the ganja?
Matt: Hahahahaha
Officer: You think this is funny?
Matt: Haha. Yeah... I mean no! Hahaha...
Officer: So where's the pot boys?
Me: You won't find it sir.
Officer: You want to place a bet on that son?
Me: Yeah. He just smoked it all.

Was like a scene right out of supertroopers. Was funny up until me and my buddy got handcuffed, while the cops were tearing apart my truck, with neighbors passing real slow staring at me and the 4 cop cars lined up behind my truck.

It was a real hoot. Even more so, since they didn't find anything. Moral of this story is, boys and girls, don't smoke and drive. Smoke THEN drive.