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Old 10-19-2006, 12:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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-In Baldwin Park, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any street within this community unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Amendment - The provisions of this status shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds or exceeding 200 pounds nor shall it apply to female horses.

-In Ventura County, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. whats wrong w/ a dog want'n a little ???
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